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Wednesday, June 4, 2014

An Idiots Guide to Stupidity


There's a lot of stupid people out there. I get that. You get that. If I haven't said it enough, that was one of the reasons I made this blog, to combat stupidity, and occasionally share my lapses into the realm of memes and useless facts. But the thing is, no matter how hard I try, it seems that no matter what, people just don't STOP being stupid. They continue to wallow in their pit of failure, and instead call me stupid. Even though I could qualify for that title during different times. As I started to look at this deeper, I realized that maybe the reason that these people simply don't get what I'm trying to say is because I've never actually laid out a guide to what STUPIDITY actually is, or a guide to what to do not if but when you discover your stupidity. Let me make this clear; WE ARE ALL DUMB. It's one of the things that defines us as a people. That, and our incredible knack to screw almost everything. The thing is, there are different levels of stupidity. Or, as I like to put it, ALL IDIOTS ARE NOT CREATED EQUAL. I like to rank how moronic people are by the Scale of Imbecility.


Here, there are 5 levels, the lower the level, the better. A person who ranks as a Level 1 on it is considered ignorant. They're not really dumb, or at least they haven't shown that they are based on the actions they've displayed. It's like they're new born babies, born yesterday. The reason they do the screwed up things they do is because they really don't know any better. Normally, if you encounter a person like this, however painful it must be for you, a quick reminder or fill in will make them act normally again. These are quite common, and the best way to deal with them is to explain to them how stupid they just were, and continue on with your life.
The next level, Level 2 stupidity offenders, the brain farts, are also fairly common, and easily curable. These are the people who aren't ignorant but because of some random reason or maybe brain-glitch, they just make really, really, really stupid mistakes. A common example is the person who walks into that random glass door. No, they aren't blind or brain damaged, they simply lost all higher brain function for a couple of seconds. Nothing major though. Just ignoring them is the best option if you find someone that does this. It shouldn't really happen very often for the same person though. 
Level 3, the trolls, is a bit more cynical. These people are simply attention seeking idiots who do stupid things like the above shown meme just for kicks. They don't care how dumb they are, or they fact that they're the reason the world's IQ has been steadily dropping. These people are the troll's in life, the people who are literally so stupid, depressed, and narcissistic that they get kicks out of making random strangers on the internet mad or offending them. Honestly, how pathetic are these people? But that's the subject of another rant...
The meme I found while digging for images for this post...
My reaction to the meme...

Then comes Level 4, the brain-dead ones. These people are SO stupid they give a bad name to people who are actually brain-dead. They literally are the bottom of the barrel when it comes to intelligence, to the point where they are a DANGER to themselves way more than the general community. Believe me, unfortunately, these kinds of people are one of the MOST COMMON SUPER-STUPID (rank 3 or higher) PEOPLE EVER. They are literally sooo stupid that NEW WORDS had to be invented to describe them. Words like ludicrous, cretin, vapid, dense, and imbecilic bastard (okay, that's a phrase...), you get the point. These people are so stupid that they will follow/do ANYTHING, and the total sum of their logical reasoning ability is ZILCH. Nada. Nothing. In fact, it's almost less than nothing because when you're around these people, as you know, they will literally drag DOWN THE IQ AND EQ of the ENTIRE ROOM. It's these people that natural selection continues for. But they aren't the worst....


The worst people, the Level 5 stupid are the pseudo-rational bastards of thought and idiocy. Or, as I like to call them, Stupid: Ultimate Edition. These are also the most dangerous kind of stupid people. They are highly aggressive, are everywhere, and the worst thing *gulp* contagious. These people are so dangerous to others because, if you actually bothered reading their name, they think they're the smart ones! For some strange reason, they believe that they are right, and are willing to do anything to prove it or convince others. This makes them deadly, since they have all the abilities of a sane and intelligent person, but are deep inside illogical. They could be anyone, and they can do anything at anytime. NO ONE IS SAFE from them. Forget the others; if they don't shape up, natural selection and evolution will take care of them. But these people... They are almost unstoppable, and no matter how hard you try, you can never reverse their stupidity. These are the people who will result in the downfall of the human race. Be careful and wary, readers. If you see any of these signs in your self, try to immediately shape up. The fact that you're reading this very tasteful blog shows there may be still hope for you yet... But if you're not careful, you could quickly become a part of these ranks, the ranks of the STUPID IDIOTS. Stay smart, my friends.